Member of the Micro Nub Club | Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Show the world what club you belong to with a shirt that doesn’t lie. Our “Member of the Micro-Penis Club” T‑shirt is a proud, shameless badge of emasculation, featuring a crisp graphic of the tiniest chastity cage—because nothing screams "locked, useless, and forever small" louder than this.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee is perfect for wearing to kink events, private play sessions, or just as a wicked little reminder of what’s trapped under your waistband. Lightweight, comfy, and unapologetically humiliating—this shirt isn’t just clothing, it’s a confession.

Whether you want to embarrass yourself in public, gift it to your locked sub, or just giggle every time someone glances at your chest, this T‑shirt makes sure nobody questions your membership status. After all, some clubs… have very strict size requirements.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), JadeStar Products and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Po Box 16696, Seattle, WA 98116 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.